Thursday, June 3, 2010

Introducing Sweden's New King of Pop

For Tommie

One of my very first posts on this blog - way back in December 2006 - was dedicated to Sweden's greatest living talent Bionda (sometimes known as Linda Rosing). For those of you who missed out on this amazing diva, her career highlights include fucking a guy on Big Brother, having plastic surgery live on TV, releasing a couple of amazing singles, going on tour but only performing three songs due to the crowd not being enthusiastic enough and starting her own political party to outlaw airbrushing in magazines. In other words, she was and most probably still is, a true renaissance woman! I guess you're wondering what Bionda has to do with Sweden's new King of Pop. Well, he used to be her boyfriend. Fadde Darwich is well known in Scandinavia for his stunning good looks and publicity whoring ways. Since leaving poor Bionda he's published an autobiography (that he didn't write), discovered Botox and somehow found the time to release his own breathtaking pop anthem! I thought Don Bennechi's crown as the King of Swedish pop would never be challenged but Fadde could be the man to snatch it. Living with Bionda obviously rubbed off on the irresistible hunk. "We Can Party" is the European summer jam of 2010. There's tacky faux RedOne production via the Vengaboys circa 1997, accordions and stunning lyrics like "Oh Oh, c'mon Sweden we can party". What more do you need? I'm just shocked that the Swedes didn't enter this at Eurovision. Fadde would have won in a landslide!

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