Ke$ha Conquers Australia

Ke$ha's status as the voice of our generation was underlined yet again this morning with a triumphant appearance on Sunrise. I thought her iconic X Factor performance would go down as the defining moment of 2010 but our holy Queen upped the stakes even further by bringing her vocal genius (and crotch) to breakfast television. From the moment the new and vastly improved Madonna appeared on stage in her sequined hot pants and ripped stockings looking like she'd just crawled out of a Kings Cross gutter after a hard night of stripping, I knew we were in for something special. Ke$ha's angelic voice is always a thing of beauty but this was her best live performance of "We R Who We R" yet. Not only did she sing the fuck out of her uplifting response to gay teen suicide, she also managed to bring lesbian dancers and drag queens to morning TV. However, the defining moment occurs at the 1:20 minute mark when the already legendary diva climbs on to the sofa next to Kochie, flashes her crotch and throws a wine glass full of glitter over him while singing about "hitting on dudes. Hard!" Gold! Tickets for Ke$ha's Sydney tour are on sale NOW through Ticketek. I'm crying and shaking with anticipation!

Beyoncé & The CD/DVD of 2010

Beyoncé's "I Am" tour was literally a life changing experience for me. I can still remember every second of it including the dodgy hot dog I ate before the show and the land speed record I set running to the bathroom between "Me, Myself & I" and "Ego". Beyoncé had always been a favourite of mine but I walked out of Acer Arena a total convert to the Dereon dressed deity. Her voice, talent and incomparable beauty took my breath away. You can read my review here. Well, after Sony vehemently denying the concert would ever be released, "I Am... World Tour" will finally hit shelves on the 30th of November - just in time for Christmas. Talk about the gift that keeps on giving! If that's not exciting enough, the tour is also being released as a live CD (above) and the DVD is rumoured to include a compilation of performances from around the world, allowing fans to see footage of the show they attended. Amazing. Here is the set list. I can not wait to re-live the glory of the best concert I have ever seen!

1. I Am… (Instrumental introduction)
2. Déjà Vu (Tour Skit)
3. Crazy In Love (Special appearance Jay- Z)
4. Naughty Girl
5. Freakum Dress
6. Get Me Bodied
7. Get Me Bodied Extended Mix (Dance Interlude)
8. Smash Into You
9. Ave Maria
10. Broken-Hearted Girl
11. If I Were a Boy Outtakes (Video Interlude)
12. If I Were a Boy/You Oughta Know
13. Fierce Cheetah Diva (Video Interlude)
14. Diva
15. Beyoncé’s Radio
16. Radio
17. Me, Myself and I
18. Ego (featuring Kanye West)
19. Hello
20. Divinty Roxx Bass Jam/The Mama’s Medley

21. Heads or Tails (Video Interlude)
22. Sasha Prevails (Instrumental Interlude)
23. Baby Boy
24. Irreplaceable
25. Sweet Dreams
26. Check on It
27. Bootylicious
28. Bug A Boo
29. Jumpin’ Jumpin’
30. Upgrade U
31. Video Phone
32. Say My Name
33. The History of Destiny’s Child
34. Survivor (Video Interlude)
35. At Last
36. Listen
37. Scared Of Lonely
38. Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It) (Video Interlude)
39. Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)
40. Halo
41. Outro

Zoë Badwi Rocks Hey Hey, Closes In On Top 10!

Zoë Badwi's "Freefallin'" juggernaut shows no signs of slowing down. The song has already been a club smash for Australia's leading dance diva and recently nudged its way into the national top 20 after a steady chart climb. I thought the Amy Pearson penned anthem might have peaked at number 16 last week but a stunning performance on Hey Hey It's Saturday has pushed "Freefallin'" into the iTunes top 10 (currently sitting pretty at #6) and landed Zoë her first Gold accreditation for sales exceeding 35,000 copies. Amazing and well deserved! Unfortunately, I was too busy getting drunk on Saturday night to catch the entire performance but a kind soul has finally uploaded it to YouTube. The former face of Sirens kicks of the show with the old dancers under the dress trick. It's not exactly new but I can't think of anyone who has pulled it off with this much verve and glamour since Kylie's Fever tour. Things then get a bit sexy with Zoë's dirty dancers and a delicious strut towards the camera. I love her outfit and she sounds great. The only thing that could have possibly made this any better is a surprise cameo from Amy doing her amazing "Butterfingers" dance routine! Australia has been put on notice.

I (Really) Like That!

Now this is fucking amazing! I just got sent a link to Luciana's club show in Brisbane (you can watch all 5 songs here) and it looks even more spectacular than her Adelaide gig. The setlist was basically the same - she only swapped "I Wish You Would" with "Party Animal" - but Family Nightclub upped the ante by providing a full stage show, complete with sexy dancers and more flashing lights than Janet's deluxe dildo. All five songs are impressive, particularly the big finale. Luciana turned Brisbane out with a brilliant rendition of "I Like That". She gives 110% (as usual) but the dancers and staging take it to the next level. I love the hair flicks at the end. And just look at the crowd - those hot fuckers can't get enough of Luci's top 3 smash! This makes me nostalgic for last weekend. It was so much fun and I can't wait for the dance icon to return to Australia and do it all again. July/August can't come quick enough!